I’m surprised I still have followers tbqh

Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

junmyeon:

all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do

(Source: yixing)

I just want to remember that moment. Feet up against the wall for nearly three hours. Just talking. Laughing. Being assholes. Confessing. It’s ridiculous how comfortable I can feel with him. It’s even more ridiculous how comfortable he is with me.

I’m okay with how it’s going. I want more moments like that.

But what’shisdick is coming back.

well she sucks at mentoring

my butthole is on fire?

OH GUYS, I heard this conversation the other day...
Guy 1: Okay, so I get that we all get naked... then what?
Me: *pauses and listens*
Guy 2: Then we get wicked drunk
Guy 1: And play naked twister?
Guy 2: YES! It'll be great.
Guy 1: ....but... but what if we get raging boners?
Guy 2:
Guy 1:
Guy 2: ...we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

omo-krais:

I wonder if my bias and the rest of the group ever talk and complain about how the stage costumes are suffocating their dicks.

(Source: jang-king)

zihy0:

enriquegeum:

wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

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HIS FOOT WORK 

(Source: funnyfunnybunnyy)

luhan’s baozi obsession

(Source: xiuhanims)

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

adrians:

adrians:

if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”

why is this still circulating

Because it’s brilliant.

(Source: adrians1)

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!